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Man how am I going to school tomorrow? Ill never even make it to the bus stop! I cant outrun 15 snow goons! Im as good as dead! Sweet dreams. Moms and reason are like oil and water.Ĭan you see the snow goons out there? Yeah. But by tomorrow there will be more of them! Lets go Calvin. I vote we make tracks for Florida.Ĭalvin its late! Time to come in! I cant Mom! Ive got to kill snow goons! You can kill them tomorrow after school. that would be pretty cool if they werent out to kill me. Look a NEW snow goon! Thats not the one I made! The original snow goon must be making his OWN snow goons! OH NO! Ill bet hes making an army! In a few days he could build a hundred snow goons! If each of THEM build ANOTHER hundred and then THOSE all build a hundred MORE why. Oh is THAT what all those ugly things you made in the front yard are? What do you mean all those? Whats a snow goon? Its like a snow man but a grotesque evil demented monster. Ill say! The walls are two feet thick and weve got snowballs in here! Who are you fighting? Theres a snow goon running loose! If I were you I wouldnt stick around. There! Were safe from that snow goon NOW! I wonder why we havent seen him for a while. This will be the strongest snow fort ever built! Ughh ngghh rghh mnhg UNNHH. Whats our purpose in life? Why are we here? Were here to devour each other alive. Thats why I want to ask YOU as a tiger a wild animal close to nature what you think were put on earth to do. maybe were so sheltered and comfortable that weve lost touch with the natural world and forgotten our place in it. We have houses electricity plumbing heat. You know Hobbes it seems the only time most people go outside is to walk to their cars.
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Why cant you make a NORMAL snowman? I tried Dad. The snow goon is lumbering off toward the front yard! Lets cut around the house and build a fort! What do you suppose its going to do? I dont know but whatever it is were going to need protection! Calvin that snowman out front is hideous.
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NOW hes added another ARM! Hes turned himself into a deranged mutant killer monster snow goon!! Ewww! Hes giving himself two weird heads!! Any time the sun wanted to come out it would be just fine with me. Now hes made a big snowball and hes putting rocks and sticks in it! I wonder what hes making. He keeps packing more snow on himself! Hes getting huge! This is really creepy. Yikes! There he is! Pack snowballs! Maybe we can knock him out! Yaa! Yaaa! UNGHH! The snowballs just STUCK to him! Look its given him an idea! Hes packing more snow onto himself! Hes making himself bigger! Oh NO!
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Now I wish Id watched that dumb show! Maybe they stabbed him with an icicle. how did they finally kill Frosty? Beats me. Maybe we could lure him inside and hed melt! It would take him HOURS and if he didnt kill Mom shed have a fit about the water on the floor. You brought a snowman to LIFE? I didnt think hed be evil! What are we going to do? I dunno but weve got to get rid of him somehow. Lookout the window! Hes probably lurching around the yard! Good heavens you build a snowman right on the front step?! How are we going to get out the door?! AUGHH! Hes looking in! he knows where I live!! I did (pant pant) but I brought him to life (pant pant) and now hes after me! I barely escaped! Uh huh. *GASP* I (pant pant) MADE it! *GASP* Whats with you? I thought you were out building a snowman.